Friday, July 6, 2007

Dear Man (v. Wild)...

Dear Man,

I think you are awesome, and I have a lot to learn from you. You are like a cross between an uber Eagle Scout and MacGyver. But please... when you're telling me about how you are going into the wilderness with minimal supplies and how you're going to suck the juice from tiny berries and clean your teeth with leaves, please, please do not say this... "I am going into the wilderness with only a bottle of water, a knife, and a camera crew." Why don't you just go ahead and leave the camera crew part of it out. It kind of diminishes your accomplishments and makes me believe that I too need a camera crew to survive in the wilderness. Other than that, keep up the good work!

Your #1 Fan

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