Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Dear John Mayer...

Dear John Mayer,

I read your post about Jessica Simpson and her perceived bad-luck-bringing ways in the eyes of the Dallas Cowboys fans.
Isn't it weird that Jessica's defining characteristic is that she's a Texan? I know. I think so too. But it was nice of you to stick up for her and gain a Wednesday's worth of ambivalent press.

Sincerely,
Your #1 fan